Disclaimer: Any photographs displayed are not representative of any of the ‘stories’
They’re simply for illustrative purposes…
Mother of the bride “Make me look beautiful”
Me “It’s a camera not a wand” 😂😂😂
Bride (4’6” about 15st – 210 lbs) “You’ve made me look fat”
I’ve not been your dietician for the past 30 years!
Guest “Have you photographed weddings before?”
“No I usually work for the local morgue photographing cadavers, but it’s my day off today…”
“What side does the Grooms family sit on?”
“Whatever the Bride says…”
Was once photographing a wedding in Liverpool when the Bride and her mother started arguing about her choice of groom. They’d been together 12 years and had two children! It came to fisticuffs. I left….